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Commissioner’s Corner 11/11/2016

Commissioner’s Corner 11/11/2016
?         Salute to all Veterans.  Thank you for your service! MAGA!!!
?         Standings and Schedule attached.
?         No Ananth…No Problem.  Spell Check working Ananth.  Sandbagger Hunt remains in 1st Place.  Turns B II on its ears by playing line 3 and securing victory over principal Belding’s squad.  May just win coach of the year trophy but beating Triple H proving to be like Indiana beating LSU in basketball back in the Dale Brown days.
?         Dynamic Duo (Chris and Donald) keep on rolling against Hunt’s sacrificial lambs (Vic and Bobby).  Way to take one for the team boys.  Bonus money better be worth it.
?         Younger Priola disappoints again and fails to live up to and justify third round selection.  Pressure is on to tally a few wins, if he ever gets back in the lineup, otherwise wrath will be aimed squarely at his underwhelming doubles game.  Sandbagger Hunt and undefeated Mitch Tucker (late MVP push) throw a smack down on TP and Doug.  Consider it an early B Day present Mitch….I predict the wheels will fall off soon.  Eff U Hunt becoming a more popular slogan than Make America Great Again.  Fear the Beard not working as Priola gets league high 4th loss.
?         From the “It’s hard to beat a team twice” category….Bentley and Bill take down Triple H captain (Brad) and the guy formally known as the evil genius (Paul) in straight sets.  Talk about A Holes puckering.  Very hard to watch last few points.  What happened to humps heavy hitters? Too many short lobs and double faults to beat the wily veterans.  Triple H on a slippery slope with no one stepping up to help dynamic duo.
?         El Cubano MIA against Stogies.  After suffering first defeat last week, Mesa hands Ray and Steve easy Line 1 Win.  Miscommunication to blame says Captain Croft although Ray believes Stogies Line 1 Striking fear in B II opponents in recent outings.
?         Gordo Wins First.  Andrew Loses First.  Could Zipp’s stock be trending up?  I think so!  Gordo and Zipp take down Andrew and Steady Skip in tightly contested match clincher for Stogies.  Best match of the night on the show court for all to see.  Enjoyed it fellas although I never like to see Ray win. 
?         Nick’s shoulder is holding up and with the help of MVP candidate Blake (also undefeated) they take down vertically challenged Kevin and a slumping Ra-Goof.  PAC’s Federer impersonator (Blake) appears not to sweat when challenged and helps WTF avoid sweep. 
?         Till next time…  


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