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Commissioner’s Corner 9/30/2016

Commissioner’s Corner 9/30/2016:

·         Standings and Schedule Attached.  Oh No... Brad (Triple H) is in 1st Place!  All teams at 1 and 1.   
·         Chupacabra and El Cubano continue winning ways.  Burt played great again!  Social Media stay tuned. 
·         Emile 0-2 has Hunt questioning draft selection even after getting first W for Nice Shot but Out.  Team name is accurate even if line calls are not.  Ronny still not over non-selection by Hunt.
·         2 and O Bentley throws down the gauntlet and secures team win for Hunt with a little help from Billy.  If anyone didn’t know…. He’s in charge of Thursday Night Tennis and should have been drafted earlier!  Just ask him.
·         McGuire looking for prayers after 2nd defeat in two matches played.  Tries to heal wounds with haagen dazs ice cream with a whisky chaser.  May have lied on pre season injury report. 
·         Croft questioning line calls from afar after Tucker and Vic take down Chap and Skip.  High value pic Vic told not to “Worry” about draft position and just play.  Advice proves successful.  Bad calls and all.  Mitch still “Thinking” about whether the ball was in or out asked not to overrule any and all line calls.
·         Triple H Sweeps Stogies (3-0 Baby) with the crowd sitting courtside (I mean on the court) for match clincher.  Zipp not appreciative of the crowd noise falters.  Lob shot nightmares keeping him and Gordo up at night.  Ferrer (2 and 0) challenging Harvey for best fourth round pick award.
·         Fair finally bought a round of Beers after suffering first loss.  Nick, you may want to make sure he charged the correct account.
·         Awesome playing by Chris and Donald as they took down Ray and Steve 1 & 6. Poor Steve didn't even sweat enough to change shirts! 
·         Brad goes from Line 1 to Line 3 to capture his first W. Left handed battle between Jawn and George is won by the Carolyn Park Hall of Fame inductee.  Way to  represent. 
·         Speaking of Haagen dazs….Phayer back to reality suffers first defeat.  Vertically challenged but claiming to be healthiest tennis player not named Steve.  Claim of healthy BMI unsubstantiated.
·         One question remains….Will Eskine ever play a match that counts or will he always be on Court 8 with Frank.   Stay tuned next week for this answer and more.  Great playing everyone!



Commish

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