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Bentleague III Blog 12/14/2017 – Time  to pull back the curtain Toto
Take the Cannoli
Team America
String Music
FYVM
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And then there were two…
Cannoli’s vs. FYVM for the title tonight.  Matches start at 7:30pm.  Also rans have prelims at 6 then it gets interesting.
If Stallion’s predictions prevail we will see FYVM taking at least 3 tonight to force a winner take all tie breaker match.  I see at least three victories in the FYVM lineup if all are available.  No more Mr. Nice Guy Steve (Don’t call me Charlie) Jacobs will put forth a formidable line up and pull back the curtain on Cannoli’s fine season.  No tapping of the ruby slippers for Captain Cannoli to stave off the inevitable. 
Cannoli’s in the driver’s seat after an impressive sweep of String Music last week capped by an orgy fest victory Monday night.  I don’t know what was worse…watching the peanut gallery (Andrew, mark, brad, kevin, and doug) celebrate or watching Jason and Burt to their Avatar mating scene ritual before crucial points.  Rumors of point shaving unfounded but John Hot Rod Williams was seen recently in the Slidell Gymnasium.  Just saying.  How could SM lose all 4 against the Cannoli’s.  Besides Gordo going oh for seven this year….this is the Biggest mystery of B III to date. 
Stallion says Top 6 of FYVM stronger than Cannoli’s top six.  Questions loom as victory on paper will not bring title.  Will Brad’s continue to keep his back hand in the court or will memories of Kehoe tournament creep back in?  No competition at Chiller has inflated ego rivaling the not so FAIRest one.   Stallion says Blake’s serve will cost at least one line.  Burt playing well Monday night means drop off on Thursday.  Unsung heroes JMiller and Burito McQuaid have to come back down to earth.  No way they continue to shine with the pressure of a B III title on the line.  Eighth spot could decide whether or not we have a tie breaker finale.  Does Captain Cannoli go with two time title holder Doug?  Not with that back hand.  Does he go with Crowd favorite Cannon Cayman to mix in some pace?  Strong possibility!  Or does he go with youth and athleticism (McCarthy)?  First year B III participant so unlikely. 

And who will fill the last spot for the Morlas namesake?  Tried and true Rocky Payne or play “everyday” Todd Sprocket.  Can Box Wine Priola continue to win with anyone Steve matches him up with?  Fourth line will tell us if we have another week of
B III or if we crown the champion Thursday night. 

Lets play two boys….

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