Bentleague IV Blog 10/12/2018 – Chicken King
visits NOLA
You know it’s a good week when Tribal Tony
gets first B IV victory and he also gets to meet the Secretary of Agriculture
at work. In town to watch his Georgia Bulldogs
face LSU, the Stallion even got to shake the Georgia Chicken King Sonny Perdue’s
hand. Good week for sure.
B IV Standings:
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T -1 CMC 12W 8L
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T-1 Mother Tuckers 12W 8L
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3 Double Shots 10W 10L
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4 Flying Burritos 6W 14L
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Now onto the tennis recap….
6pm Match
Line 1 - Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' duo of Steve
Perry take down Skip and Rocky
The old switch-a-roo.
Rude welcome to B IV for Skip. Mandeville
Real estate mongul can thank Andrew for that one. Skip and the travel weary one go down hard to
Lovin',
Touchin', Squeezin' duo. More
time to drink say the Proud Peacock. Pac
ladies and Bentley disappointed though as the box jumping heart throb didn’t even
need a shirt change after first set.
Line 2 - Fair and Ferrer take down Big John Allen and Mouth
of the South Brad
Old habits are hard to break. Rematch of Kehoe final still haunting Hump
and Allen. From the side it looked like
Big John had all the shots working.
Assume back got heavy in the end carry his error prone partner and the
Marks Squared pulled it out in 3. 10-2
tie breaker score proved athletes usually rise up over junior tennis should’ve
could’ve would’ve bins.
Line 3 – Tribal Tony and Captain Double Shot take down
Kobrock and Gordo
As Cayman said afterwards….time to break bread! Going back to his roots while sporting his
favorite Italian Hat the tattooed one finally gets in the Win column. Combo
of steady ground strokes from the Italian and some solid although infrequent put
away volleys secured the W for Double Shots against the heavy hitting Gordo and
spin doctor giving team Burrito another heart wrenching third set loss.
Line 4 – Vic and Jay B go down to Butcher and Groeneveld
Double shot pit bull flustering league with contagious
competitive fire. Look out if Vic the
Prick ever gets paired with the Strutting Peacock because we’ll have to hide
the women and children. WWF don’t have
shit on the foursome that played on court 5.
Riddle me this Batman…. “Are we playing by all of the rules are just a
few of the rules”? Welcome to B IV
Groeneveld. Here is how witnesses
described the altercation. Vic “The
Prick” throws haymaker calling out RG for foot fault. Rumor mill said RG laid claims to a similar
foot fault claim prior to the aforementioned one. Unsubstantiated claims then say RG kept his
cool but Butcher went all George “the Animal” Steel on the Prickly one. Poor Jay (or Jack) had to assume the Jerry
Unser role and move to Switzerland. This
blogger is on board Vic. Double Shots
needs relishing this fire with second 3 line victory. Keep the Dylan Thomas theme going Prickster….Double
Shots will not go quietly into the good night.
Doubles Shots take 3 (and are only two back from #1). Start looking in the rear view mirror
boys. Sooner or later we are going to
see and Olinde and a Mount!
7:30pm Match
Line 1 – B III and Robby E take down Mesa and
Burt
Pink Koozy’s go to the Cuban and Latin combo. From the cheap seats it was not even
close. Appeared as though the will to
fight subsided quickly and from the Latino in this one and his interest quickly
to the Friday night swipe right or left decisions on the three star honeys in
his Tinder queue. Thursday tennis
conflicting with Friday Night Date night may be an issue moving forward. Robby the Cock winning getting old was a
common theme from attendees’ courtside. Piece
of humble pie wouldn’t do this cat wrong another common theme.
Line 2 – Ronny and the Donald lose to Jeff and Super Ray
All he does is Lose (with Donald) a different mantra for
Goof. Jeff is still undefeated and Ray is
still super after this nail biter. Ill
time errors at the end of set two doomed the Mother Tucker twosome. You could sense they would not be able to
recover. Tie breaker anti-climactic as Mesa’s
top heavy team prevails. Stallion
predicts the soft-handed Thompson and Super Ray’s time in the loss column is eminent.
Line 3 – Kevin and Hunt take down Jason and Blake
No councilman Slumber party equals no victory for the Blakester. Nothing against the Jay Miller Band but just
as Dan Quale was no Jack Kennedy…JMiller is no John Keller. Welcome to mediocrity Blake. Kevin quietly taking care of business and the
loan hoarding banker racking up “W”s.
EffUHunt and the lawyer look bored and take it in straights.
Line 4 – Sid and Sly Schneider go down to Come Back Shane
and Professor George
Tighter than I expected.
Battle of the forehands proved entertaining. In the end, best team on paper prevails but
not without a valiant fight from the stylish Schneider. Come back Shane and Professor George appear
to be a marriage made in heaven. George
leaving up to top billing of geritol three but how can we compare them if Bruce
and Doubt never see the court. Tight fitting
shirts be damned as Shane continues solid play and plays the yin to George’s
yang for another hard fought victory!
Effing Mother Tuckers Take 3
Tie for first between CMC and Mother Tuckers
With Double Shots two back.
Flying Burritos living up to preseason predictions as Nice
Guy McQuaid goes back to the drawing board.
B IV is getting interesting….
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