Bentleague IV Blog
11/2/2018 – Where’s Waldo (Olinde) edition
Welcome to November...
Match Recap from 11/1/2018.
Mother Tuckers vs. the Flying
Burritos:
610
Stomper and Ronny win VS. Jay and Chris in 3rd set tie breaker.
Battle
of the top spin lobs won by the 610 Stomper Wanna-be Hunt and the always steady
Ronny Regouffre. Biggest surprise of the
match was that no rackets were broken by the disheveled short short wearing
Jaybird. Seasaw battle in the tie
breaker ended unceremoniously with a 2nd double fault securing the
win for #EffingMotherTuckers. Surprising
good spirited after the match showed a lot of class Jaybird.
The Dancing
Donald and Magic Mike Mount win in straights VS Entrepreneur Dave and Chairman Bentley
Did
the #EffingMotherTuckers captain really put his number 1 draft pick on line
4? To the Chairman Bentley’s dismay –
YES. Seriously Mitch…Make Donald Man
up. Someone is trying to build up his
stats like Mickey did for Rocky in Rocky 3 after his eye injury. At least we got to welcome Magic Mike Mount
to Bentleague IV. Heard the good shots
were few and far between for this Flying Burrito twosome and even the red rally
towels couldn’t propel them to win more than three games. Early night for the Sad faced McGuire was
literally left holding the Burrito. Nice
idea Andrew! Curious to know how many you brought to the tennis courts and how
many you took home?
The
Mouth that roared (Brad) and Big john Allen Win vs Robby and B III in
Third set tie breaker
The
Mouth is not trying to make friends that’s for sure. Could be the most hated heckler in tri-state
area. Entertaining match witnessed by
early finishers of match one and 2nd match early arrivers. Close third setter goes to the hard serving /
long armed combo of Team Burrito. One
too many missed volleys by the Chairman’s apprentice doomed the #EffingMotherTuckers
pairing. Burritos compliments of Captain
Burrito McQuaid.
Doug
“the Chin” Autin and Paul “I wear my hair like Tim Tebow” Eskine lose to Rocky
and Gordo in Third Set tie breaker.
This
one was closer than expected but in the end best team on paper prevailed. #EffingMotherTuckers captain trying to get
Eskine’s matches in early. Odds are we
may not be seeing the Tebow look alike in December. Captain Fucker happy with 2 and 2 playing 11th
and 12 round picks.
CMC vs. Double Shots:
Who’s
Crying Now Duo loses vs. Councilman Keller and El Cubano
Another
Stat Mongol, Captain Cubano pairing himself with the Councilman serves up bagel
and a broomstick to Journey 1981 Classic combo.
Harvard on the Bayou Blogger trying to figure this out because it was
not even close. Jimmy the Jew’s stepson seemed distracted. Jimmy the Jew’s stepson don’t like 7:30pm
matches. Hide the IPA’s because Jimmy
the Jew’s stepson is not happy with poor showing. This one was over before Line 3 started the 2nd
set so I’m not even sure we had a shirt change after 1st set to
Bentley’s chagrin. Next match at 6pm so Jimmy
the Jew’s stepson promises to play better.
Marky
Mark and the Funky Bunch wins vs. Si Senor’ and Manly Man Miller
Wait
….did El Cubano put his 11th round selection on Line 2 vs. the undefeated
Funky Bunch tandem. No surprises with
this outcome. Psst. Manly Man Miller may want to have a talk with
you Captain Cubano. Senor’ Sid has a
nice forehand but should not be on line 2 Captain. The Ego don’t need freebies. May actually be time to put the undefeated
first overall selection at line one Captain Willy. Just saying!
Certified
G and Slick Willy win in straights vs. “Not So” Super Ray and the formally
undefeated Jedi Jeff Thompson
Best
team on paper my ass. Free Willy and the
Gangster rise to the challenge and administer crushing first defeat to Padawan
Thompson. Looking like the favorites
pre-match, crowd says Jedi Jeff and not-so Super Ray played well enough to win. Just like you don’t talk about fight club, Free
Willy don’t want to hear about pre-match favorites. High level of tennis on display with Free
Willy controlling the net and the Prince
of the Parish showing why he is[PT-O1]
the best service returner at PAC.
Vicster
Morlas and Dr. Nietzch lose vs. Stylish Schneider and the Bionic Ryan Doubt
This
one hurt from a Double Shots perspective.
Two points away from a tie for first place and then in the blink of an
eye (not to mention two short lobs later) we are left with a 2-2 split (to El
Cubano’s glee). Welcome debut for Bionic
Doubt playing with the young difference maker.
Favorable matchup on the surface for Double Shots equalized by clay and
wind. This one may haunt the Doctor and Vic
the Mick for a while. At least there
were no foot faults. Well…none were
called anyway….
Latest
Standings as follows:
T -1 CMC 14W 10L
|
T-1 Mother Tuckers 14W 10L
|
3 Double Shots 12W 12L
|
4 Flying Burritos 8W 16L
|
Here
are some mid-season observations:
·
Half
way home Guys and we still don’t have an Olinde sighting.
·
Certified
Italian Gangster starting to like doubles and is really a ½ inch taller than
the ego.
·
Undefeated
Kingsdorf asking why undefeated George getting all the Geritol Love
·
Time
to play Mark the Ego Fair at line 1
·
#EffingMotherTuckers
Captain either a genius or an Asshole
·
Jimmy
the Jew’s stepson loves IPA’s, himself, and Bentleague
·
Cannon
Cayman tired of storm chasing
·
Eskine
needs a new hairdo
·
The
chin still in the running for title number 4
·
Softhands
Thompson has a new nick name at his own request
·
Gordo
gives out good Halloween candy
·
Hunt
is really a 610 stomper
·
The
Chairman would like Captain Burrito to match him up with Big John Allen after
impressive showing in Florida. On line 4
though.
·
Speaking
of Line 4…Man up John Dancing Bear Allen and if you do play line 4, don’t brag
about your victory.
·
Power
of the P is real. Just ask Blake.
·
Tony
and Robby got wins because of Free Willy.
·
Magic
Mike Mount pretty good tennis player Mitch.
·
Nick
and Tyler learning old guys can still play tennis.
·
Ps. Tyler you still owe me for waffle house
·
PSS.
Dave…waffle house called…they said you should give up tennis and train short
order cooks for a living
J
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