December 5, 2019 Match Results
The Last Match
Bring It vs BFAM
JA / Jennings take
down Dave / Burt 6-4,6-3
Big John back in the win column paired up with
Jennings. Bring it faithful heard saying
KennyWho on the sidelines. Good shot
making on both sides of the net but when BigJohn is on watch out.
Ferr/Ray loses
to Hunt / Keller 6-1,6-1
Ouch! My how the
mighty have fallen. Super Ray and Ferr
dining on the double bread stick a surprise result. JudgeInWaiting and Hunt racking up some wins
to keep BFAM respectable. At least John
knows where is draft went wrong.
Tyler/Billy lose
to Chris/Shane 6-1,6-2
Another lopsided loss for Bring it. New duo of Tyler and FreeWilly a failed
experiment. Tyler trying to take a
Nickish step up in competition is not quite ready for prime time. Tough match up for the newbie to line 3. Steady diet of Shane’s forehand and net play
with Kobrock’s topspin revealed predictable results. Good learning experience for the ditch and
dive waffle house most wanted.
Andrew/Skip lose to
Jawn/ Seth 6-4,6-3
How the hell did Andrew and Skip lose this one. I know Keto Jawn don’t miss but geez….6pm
match up must have had Andrew’s stomach growling and he couldn’t focus on
tennis. You can’t beat Keto Jawn with
errors and witnessed too many from the Bring It pair. Would think crazy eye’d Seth would have seen
a few more balls in this one. Burrito
McQuaid come on. You are better than
that. Skip too good to go down in
straights. Tell Bev to pack some snacks
when you have a 6pm match.
Ryan / George go down
to Hal / Blossman 6-0,7-5
Bruce would be disappointed.
Geritol two go down in straights.
Is that first set score correct?
I’ll tell you what…Jaybird Blossman may be the worst practice player in
warm ups I have ever seen, but once the match starts this guy steps it up big
time. Shoulder coming into shape eh Jay. Doc Neitzsch racking up W’s (it seems) on
Line 4 and 5 inflating WonLoss percentage pretty evident. Could have been picked at least two spots
higher.
BFAM secures 2nd place and makes 2nd
set of matches meaningless.
B III Ball Busters vs Hall of Framers
Buddy/Brad lost
to Jon / Mesa 7-6,7-5
Thanks Jon…the Brad winning streak is over. Inflated ego now put back in check. You also got Mesa off the snide. All Mesa needed for a win with Jon and the
clay. Scores were close, and when I see
that I always put my money opposite Brad.
Wish that SOB played more than 5 matches ehh Jeffro.
B III / Fair beat
Jeff / Butcher 6-4,6-2,6-0
Assume that is a typo commish. I don’t think it was that close. Confirmed with the Ego. 6-4,6-2. Jeff and Butcher lose in two. Can’t wait to do a deep dive into the year-end
stats. Talk about the mighty
falling. I vaguely remember Jeffro
winning all but one last year. This year….very different. At least we now know who the best captain on
the tennis court was. Don’t think this
guy lost to anyone but Jon.
Nick / Robby goes
down to Greg / Tony 4-6,7-5,1-0
Was this a loser leave town match like back in the Mid -South
Wrestling days. Quoting Ernie Ladd….
When there is cheese on the moon you better bring your crackers. This was a Donnie Brook from the onset with hay
makers coming from all angles.
Contrasting styles, a team in tights, a hurt wrist, and a repaired groin
highlighted the outing on court 5. In
the end it was the team in tights, getting the hard earned win. Tricky Nicky lived up to the billing. ADHD Robby, although not 100%, answered with
a few overheads even one that he now regrets.
GeeKo Gordo righted the ship after a shaky start to volley numerous
winners at the net and the Price of the Parish was Princely as usual. The “Hello” nightmares won’t last forever
Tricky. But, that down the line shot to
win the 2nd set may stay with you till B VI. Undefeated no more my friend. At least you paid your bill at waffle house.
Jonathan / McDou go
down against Fred / Doug 6-1,7-6
Damn BillyMac. No win
for you! Glad to get Freddy into the win
column though. MinimumMatchFreddy always
a pleasure to see. Dude either really
likes his wife, hates the heckling of Bentleague, or has a Shades of Grey red room
at his house and gets tied up every thursday.
I also recall Doug having a titles to his name so glad to see him all
gimpy on gummies getting a win. Even though
it was against 1 win Mr. Irrelevant.
Cayman / Burgess lost
to Sumner / Mitch 6-3,6-4
Sorry Cannon, Steve (not to be confused with Buse) Burgess
is no Jon. Chalk up another hollow win
for Hall of Framers. Nice win for Svelte
Mitch and BringBackSumner. Cannon not
happy with the result but these guys have paired up for victories before so don’t
hang your head. At least you got the
Beau Chen Championship trophy on your mantel.
We’ll keep the recap brief.
Need to get started on my deep dive analysis of the season.
Congrats to B III’s Ball Busters! 32 Lines Won vs. 30 for 2nd place
BFAM.
They are crowned Bentleague V Champions!!
Kudos to all who played.
Hope everyone had a fun time. We are
lucky and blessed to have such a good group of friends and acquaintances. We compete, heckle, and mostly have a good
time while playing pretty competitive tennis.
Well everyone but Eskine and Caston.
Not many tennis groups can rag on each other like we do and then go out
for beers and triple dippers.
Results below….
Mutha Bitch!!!
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Week
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1
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2
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3
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4
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5
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6
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7
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8
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9
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10
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11
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12
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Total
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Bring It
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0
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2
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2
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2
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2
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2
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2
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1
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1
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1
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1
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1
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17
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Hall of Framers
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4
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2
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1
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2
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3
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3
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3
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1
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1
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4
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1
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4
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29
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BFAM
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2
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2
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2
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2
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1
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2
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1
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4
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4
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2
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4
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4
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30
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B III Ball Busters
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2
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2
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3
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2
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2
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1
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4
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4
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4
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3
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4
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1
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32
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