Swami’s Deep Dive
Analysis of Bentleague V
Team Bring It Deep Dive Analysis –
John Allen Captain
Player Addison (NickWannaBe) Melacon –
5 Wins 4 Losses.
Fair to midland for a 7th round
selection. Captain probably expected better. NickWannaBe not
quite ready for prime time but winning record says he is headed in the right
direction.
Player Andrew (Burrito) McQuaid – 2 Wins, 5
Losses.
I thought the South of the Border Loving
Burrito McQuaid could be rivaling a couple of others for biggest disappointment
on Bring It until I seen 9th round
selection. May have to add a few tools to the tennis tool chest to stop
the downward spiral of his tennis game. Hitting one or two less out balls
per match may equate to a couple of more wins.
Player Bill (Free Willy) Spiess –
2 Wins, 7 Losses. from the 4th round selection that
was drafted before me.
I stand corrected. Swami confounded by 7
losses by Free Willy Spiess.
Thinking this could be biggest disappointment as 4th Round selection
until I did further analysis. 5 losses at Line 3 Billy. I would say
somebody hide the knives but if no one said the score after the match he may
have thought he won.
Player (Geritol) George Strain – 0
Wins, 3 Losses.
Yikes. Best of the Geritol three has no
bragging rights this year. Loss at line 5 very disappointing. 14%
games won means you weren’t even in the match most of the time.
Player Jennings (pink eye) Edney –
2 Wins, 1 Loss. 62% games one percentage makes sense. A
little better than his 5.0 counterpart so BigJohn could
have benefited from this analysis sooner.
Player/Captain John (the Duke) Allen – 3 Wins,
6 Losses
I recall this guy going undefeated in State and
Sectionals! Welcome to 4.5 tennis. Playing tougher competition week
in and week out did not help out the over all record but 33% win/loss.
Rules forcing captain on Line 1 or 2 really played a part in this teams
demise. This one and two others that I will get too.
Player Kenny (Red Baron Pizza) Otillo –
4 Wins, 3 Losses.
Red Baron said he excelled at doubles prior to
becoming a singles specialist. Swami scratching his head. Lob not a
weapon against the likes of Joh, B III, and DocDevrage.
Although 57% winning percentage probably a disappointment, nice to have you out
with us. At least was on the court 7 times and all at line 1. Games
won at 49 % so assume a point or two away from another couple of victories.
Player Mark (one unplugged) Ferrer – 3 Wins, 6
Losses
Swami a little surprised by 33% percent winning
percentage spread amongst line 2-4. Take the two line two outings out the
mix and the results would have been more respectable. Witnessed this guys
game improving each week on Taco Tuesday’s so really surprised with 40% stat of
sets won.
Player Mark (The Sly Slicer) Schneider – 4 Wins
and 3 Losses
3 singles victories helped stats to 57% winning
percentage and favorable pairings.
Player Paul (He loves Tim Tebo) Eskine –
0 Wins, 2 Losses. One at line 3, and one at line 5. I’ll forgive
line 3 loss Paulie,
but don’t blame the coach for lack of PT if you cannot win line 5.
Player Ray (not so Super) Brouillet –
1 Win, 9 Losses
I guess the knee was not quite ready. I
am sure Big John would have liked to know about this status before he made you
his 2nd round
selection. I recall the rehab process for a knee, so won’t be too hard on
you Ray. Results Not So Super though. All at line 1 and 2 so
new rule topic for discussion amongst the masses.
Player Ronny (Batman) Regouffre –
4 Wins, 6 Losses.
40% winning percentage, for line 1 and 2
outings. Wishful thinking Goof on 1 or 2 cake walks to build up won Loss
percentages.
Player Ryan (bottomless pit) Doubt – 1 Win, 2
Losses.
Swami says Early analysis re. W’s and L’s about
right for the buffet loving bottomless pit . 1 match each at line 3,4,5
and assuming victory came at line 5. Better line draws may have helped W
%.
(Sir) Skip (Scoggin –
0 Wins, 3 Losses at lines 3,4,and 5. I blame the Captain on this
one. 13th rounder
playing line 3. Come on BigJohn.
Player Tyler (Ditch and Dive) Harper – 1
Win, 7 Losses. Went to the well once to often with this guy based on
record. Game appears on the accent but growing weary of NotNick comparisons.
Most of the losses at line 4 so hmmmm!
Player (Vicious) Vic Morlas -
0 Wins, 4 Losses.
Three losses at line 4 and 5. Records
don’t lie.
Player William (I used to be a professional
basketball player) Dreher – 0 Wins, 2Losses.
Seen this guy dunk on a basketball court, so
surprised by the serve only game arsenal. Room for potential.
BFAM Deep Dive Analysis
Burt (TINDER MVP) Dalton – 5 Wins, 7 Losses
from the 4th round selection that was drafted before me.
42 % winning percentage with 7 lines at line 3
and 3 lines at line 4. Throw in a couple at 1 and 2 and not a bad value
pick if you like below 50% players.
Chris (Kosher) Kobrock –
8 Wins, 3 Losses.
Nice redemption by Kosher Kobrock after
sub par record for his worthy tennis game last year. Couple of winning
singles matches helped.
David (Gaelic ) Gazely –
4 Wins, 3 Losses
57 % winning percentage at line 1 and 2.
Gaelic Gazely equals
Kenny O in %.
Not too shabby.
Donald (why do they like my brother better)
Allen – 4 Wins, 6 Losses.
Should be beating himself up re. One of these
losses now that final standings are revealed.
Hal (Doc Von) Neitzschman –
4 wins and 2 losses
3 matches at line 4 and 5 helped W %. One
sacrifice at line 1 didn’t help. Good record for 9th rounder.
Next years captains better pay attention to W’s and L’s and past draft
order.
(EffU)
Hunt Vaughn – 7 Wins and 3 Losses.
Most matches coming at line 2 so good
production from 3rd rounder.
65% sets won and love player with the guy formally known as Judge Keller.
(Jawn from
Da Parish)/John from Mandeville Priola – 4 Wins, 1 loss.
4 matches at line 4. All this guy does is
Win. Something up with 6th round
selections playing most matches at line 4 though.
Jay (who likes practice) Blossman 1
Win, 2 Losses
Coming off an injury so about as
predicted. 33 percent on sets one so a few toss ups away from a winning
percentage.
John (Back to Grumpy) Keller – 6 wins, and 2
losses.
Another solid year from JK. All at line 1
and 2. If only you could have gotten one more win at Sectionals
before we all got bumped up.
Kevin (Phoney Squirrel) Phayer –
3 Wins, 2 losses for the new HIpster.
60% winner on two new hips. Take that to
the bank Capt. Never Porget the Phoney Phayer Injury
against me though. SOB fainted a hammy and then served and volley’d for
the game winner.
Mike (The other) Ottillio –
1 Win and 2 Losses for the newbie.
33% respectable. Also sets one at
33%. Games at 47% so numbers tell me he won with guile and not tennis
shots.
Robby (don’t call me Mr.
Irrelevant) Caston -
0 and 3 for Mr. Irrelevant.
Oh that was last year. Better start
practicing for B VI....
Seth (Crazy Eyes) Monagham -
2 Wins and 1 loss for the Crazy Eyed Rap god (small g).
Nice Mid season acquisition. I’ll
take a winning percentage player mid season any time.
(Come Back) Shane McCarthy (repl Bentley
Harvey), 3 Wins, 4 losses.
Don't think I have the stats broken out.
I am sure the high percentage of losses are on the Chairman with the bad back,
bad knees, and bad neck. Have to say... this was the most lopsided mid
season replacement I have ever witnessed. Thank god (small g), B III
wasn’t allowed to pick him up as desired.
Swami says....This guy competes. I’d go
to war with him any day of the week.
Tim (I can fix that) Devraj – 2 Wins, 2 Losses.
Doc hustling business not wins. 50%
winning percentage, and a few surgeries makes for a good season.
Todd (the wet sproket)
Delcambre 3 Wins, 2 Losses. Most lines at 4 and 5.
As much as this guy plays...he should be
playing and winning at Line 3. But winning percentage at round 10 not too
shabby.
(Insane) Wayne Durr -
1 Win, 2 Losses.
Welcome addition to B V. Need to get
these guys out here more. 33% for first timers are welcome
additions. Pay attention Paulie.
Hall of Framers Deep Dive – Hefty Lefty Captain
Brent (Gigalo)
Edwards 0 Wins, 3 Losses.
1 sacrifice at line one and a couple of losses
at 4 and 5. Swami very surprised. thought the talent at 15 was
better than the record.
Doug (don’t hit it to my back
hand) Autin 1
Win, 3 Losses.
The gig is up. I recall this guy having
titles to his name. 25% winning percentages. Swami believes his
winning percentage is directly tied to his single status. Fat cat and
happy with a women spells L’s for Autin.
Fred (Minimum match) Olinde -
1 and 1 baby.
Well worth the 30 dollars ehhh Freddie.
Tell the wife to let you out more. Looking at the rest of these
percentages we could have used you more.
Greg (Geecko)
Gordon 5 Wins 2 Losses. 71 % winning percentage. 65 % sets
won. I thought you only had the 1 groin loss against Phony Phayer so
not recalling the other one. Either way...nice season from the 6th rounder. 4
at line 3 BTW.
Jacques (that is why I am a member of SC)
Peltier – 1 Win and 3 Losses. 3 at line 1.
Oh Jon...” where art thou”. Damn, 25%
from our number 1B. And he didn’t play singles. wth Capt.
Jay (short shorts) Butcher - 5 Wins and 5
Losses
50% from your number 2 pick. All at line
1 and 2 with 6 being at line 2. New rule was not kind.
Jeff (Hefty Lefty) Thompson - 5 Wins 6 Losses.
Ditto as above. Swami didn’t realize full
force of mandatory line assignments when making pre draft grading scores and
missing our 1 A didn’t help. HL looks a lot faster playing with Jon.
Jon (Sultan of the Slopes and
tennis) Buise 5
Wins and 0 losses.
SOB. Only 5 matches played. 1 of
2 undefeateds. Assuming
Captain didn’t bench you we could have used you A LOT more.
Ken (Not winter, I prefer) Sumner - 4 Wins
and 3 Losses.
Six times at line 4. Captain got in a
groove and didn’t deviate. Winning percentage in first year member of B
V. Nice welcome.
Ken (Just) Winn 2 and 2.
Kissing your sister is not Winning.
Welcome to B V. Better than a losing record though.
Mike (El Cubano) Mesa 4 Wins and 7
Losses.
Lost his competitive edge getting bumped up
last year and moving on up George Jefferson style. Lost some heart
breakers. At least they broke Jeff’s heart and my pre-draft
predictions.
(Svelt) Mitch
Tucker 4 Wins and 4 Losses.
Good enough for East Jeff. Not good
enough for Bentleague V.
Eff Me!
Ray (don’t call me a quitter) Hebert - 4 wins,
and 2 losses.
Nice record for 8th rounder with 3 at
line 4 and 1 at line 5. Could have used this production in 3rd and 4th round.
Robert (Anglo Hispanic) Groeneveld - 0 wins in
4 losses.
Ouch. This guy’s game is too good to lose
this many matches. Jeffro didn’t
do you any favors playing you three times at singles. 3.5 hour singles
match vs. Kobrock will
go down in infamy. (then Chris played 2 more hours of doubles).
Ronnie (free estimates) Cazaubon -
1 and 1 for mid season replacement.
1 acriface at
line 1 and 1 win at line 4 works for me.
(The tanned one) Steve Jacobs – 7 Wins and 0
losses.
Only other undefeated player besides Jon.
1 win at line 2, 5 at line 3, and 1 at line 4. I knew the middle of
this line up was tough.
Tony (the Tiga) Priola
– 9 Wins and 1 Loss.
Caveat’ ==> One loss coming in the infamous
groin match. All 10 lines at line 3. Enough said. Well...may
be drafted too low. Probably a good thing not drafted by B
III.
Ball Busters Deep Dive – B III Captain
Ananth (Indian Lives Matter) Desik -
1 Win and 1 Loss
Record very similar to “never want to
play” Olinde.
50% on sets won and loss so I’m sure you will be happy with the holidays
coming. a lot of kissing sister’s and aunt’s.
Bentley (I fake my injuries) Harvey III 9 Wins
and 3 Losses.
Losses against 1A Jon. This captain’s
game by far best suited for 4.5/5.0 tennis additions. Lets give credit
where credit is due. These guys separated themselves at line 1 and line 2
all year. As much as it pains me to say it.
Billy (the hamburgular)
McDougal 0 wins, 3 losses.
And you thought ADHD Robby was hard to deal
with. A welcome back to tennis during Bentleague ain’t no
walk in the park. 2 losses at line 3 may have been a sacrifice for the
title.
(henpecked) Blake Andrews 1 Win, 3
Losses.
25 % winning percentage. 7th Rounders across
the board didn’t fare well.
Brad (can’t handle my liquor) Humphreys 7 Wins,
3 Losses
Geez. Thank god for Sir Issacc (Buddy)
Newton. Made Brad worthy 3 round selection. You think he wins any
of the matches Mesa lost. Not without Buddy or Fair.
Buddy (Sir Isaac) Newton 6 Wins 2 Losses.
Alex Who. Nice replacement
addition. Dude hits the ball hard. Nice guy too. if you can
put up with Brad you get a seat at the table. Mark Fair may make you buy
but you get a seat.
(Cannon) Cayman Sinclair 4 Wins 4 Losses.
Solld as always at
8. 2 with the Peacock hurt your record. With the right partner and
right temperament, this guy just wins titles.
Greg (out of the office) Zipp 2 Wins and 2
Losses.
Merry Christmas. see above. At
least Alise is now in your
family.
Jonathan (won’t be last next year) Robinson 1
win and 3 losses.
You won the one that mattered. Still
pissed they were allowed to set that one up. R Caston should
not be playing singles. Did one match matter in the final
standings. See asterik *
Mark (The Ego) Fair 9 wins and 3 losses.
More losses than he is used to but Capt and
1st rounding winning
9 a piece is huge. I blame you for not drafting me at 3 or 4.
(Tricky) Nick Thompson 8 Wins and 1 loss from
the 5 rounder. vying for MVP until the last match.
Great year Tricky Nicky. Cemented title
for Ball Busters week in and week out. covered up some other shaky draft
selections.
Perry (The Peacock) Gaffney 1 win, 2 losses.
Captain must have lost your number. 4th rounder with only
3 matches played. Oh yea...he quit calling on purpose. Another
player drafted before me in round 4.
Robby (ADHD) Economedies 7
wins, 4 losses.
Solid sixth rounder. pretty similar
to HOF’ers sixth
rounder. Don’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what lines won B III
the championship. What a stupid rule forcing top three into the top two
lines.
Rocky (Freebird)
Payne 0 wins and 3 losses.
3 losses at line 4 and 5. Must have been
jet lagged.
Sean (I'd rather be fishing) O'Connel 2
wins and 1 loss.
Held the rope until Buddy came along.
Would rather be fishing but at least no one got head butted.
(Senor’) Sid Hauptmann – 2 wins, 3 losses.
Three at line 3 (ambitious) and 2 at line 4
(makes more sense). Sen ore forehand formidable if he stays with the
bread and butter shot.
Steven (my school is better than your) Burgess
2 wins and 2 losses
First year participant. This guy can hit
it hard also. Sometimes it even lands in. 50 5 sets won and 50%
games won. I see a pattern.
Swami would like to thank the Commish and
Chairman of the Board Bentley for another successful year.
Thanks to PAC and Barbara for putting up with
us and allowing us to play in our league.
Thanks also to Cannon Cayman for hosting pre
and post league celebrations.
Thanks also to Jedi Jeffro for
the statistics. Read em’
once then burn em’
like you were in the hangover movie.
Congrats to B III’s Ball Busters’ on a hard
fought B V Title.
92% winning percentage at line 2 is
glaring. Money ball failed us Jedi!
Team,
Lines, Rank, Won, Lost, Win Pct
Ball
Busters, 1, 32, 22, 59%
BFAM,
2, 30, 24, 56%
Hall
of Framers, 3, 29, 25, 54%
Bring
It, 4, 17, 37, 31%
Ball
Busters, , ,
Line,
Won, Lost, Win/Loss Percentage
1D,
6, 6, 50%
2D,
11, 1, 92%
3D,
6, 6, 50%
4D,
6, 6, 50%
5D,
1, 2, 33%
1S,
2, 1, 67%
Total,
32, 22, 59%
BFAM,
, ,
Line,
Won, Lost, Win/Loss Percentage
1D,
5, 7, 42%
2D,
7, 5, 58%
3D,
6, 6, 50%
4D,
7, 5, 58%
5D,
3, 0, 100%
1S,
2, 1, 67%
Total,
30, 24, 56%
Bring
It, , ,
Line,
Won, Lost, Win/Loss Percentage
1D,
7, 5, 58%
2D,
1, 11, 8%
3D,
2, 10, 17%
4D,
5, 7, 42%
5D,
0, 3, 0%
1S,
2, 1, 67%
Total,
17, 37, 31%
Hall
of Framers, , ,
Line,
Won, Lost, Win/Loss Percentage
1D,
6, 6, 50%
2D,
5, 7, 42%
3D,
10, 2, 83%
4D,
6, 6, 50%
5D,
2, 1, 67%
1S,
0, 3, 0%
Total,
29, 25, 54%
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