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B VI Blog è Week 1 Summary 9/17/2020 – Effing Weighted COCKAMAMIE scoring system

 

B VI Blog è Week 1 Summary 9/17/2020 – Effing Weighted Scoring

 

 

 

Well, Week 1 is in the books.  Great start to Bentleague VI.

Here is a summary of last week’s action….

Marauders vs. SmackEnroe

Jon and Jacques vs. Fair and O’Connell

This one was over early.  SmackEnRoe top tier no match for Marauders top tier.  Jacques impressive in B VI debut while enjoying favorable pairing with Mr. Buise.  Mr. Peltier may actually make the redeem team if El Cubano stays on the IR.  Swami believe he will have success as long as he doesn’t need to be the top dog.  With Sean Notorious O’Connell struggling in his first B VI outing, Captain Addi questioning Sir Isaac’s dedication (choosing pickle ball over tennis) in week 1.  My god, he chose pickle ball over Bentleague!  Only worth it if he cashed in on some prize $.  Bruised Ego Fair in for a long season says the Swami.

 

Travis and Donald vs. Keller and Brouilette

 

Closer than the score revealed say onlookers.  If only they could have gotten to that third set.  Travis’ showing some fire in B VI inaugural, may be just the right partner for Mr. Rehash.  Swami says The Donald needs a fiery partner to stay engaged.  Appears to be a Strong line 2 for the Marauders as they take advantage of Brouilette and Keller’s rustiness.  Can they rebound in week 2 with both coming off of injuries??? Swami sees them righting the ship after working out some kinks. 

 

Thompson and Kobrock vs. Gordo and Spiess

3 and 0?  Swami thought it would be a better match than this.  Word is that Kobrock had the topspin forehand working.  Really.  Then why the hell did they keep hitting it to his forehand asks the Swami.   The twosome needs to read Swami’s tennis IQ hand book soon or Addison will be in trouble.  Marauders looking strong at the top with three victories in lines 1-3.  Not sure if we’ll see this paring again from Smackenroe…if these are the results.  Back to the drawing board Addi.  Better call a Buddy!

 

Todd and Eskine vs. Addison and Cayman

Put up or shut up time Eskine!  You can’t call folks out and then lose line 4.  Bold move by MM captain throwing Precious Paul into the mix early.  Did he believe the hype?  Was he one of names circled on the vocally challenged hit list?  Captain vs. Captain iteration 1 court 7 went three but the power of the Sticks duo proved too much in the end.  Swami witnessed some very good rallies.  But, in order to talk the talk, you have to be able to walk the walk.  You want to be compared to Mr. Wonderful Paul Ordorff, you have to back it up on the court Paulie.  I’m sure the Bulletin board material sighting prior victories was on Addi’s mind when he was smashing those over hand back hand volleys.  And you don’t want to wake up the sleeping giant in the wolfman.  This guy turns grizzley once the powerful forehands start falling in.  I am sure Captain Hitch is glad with his tally so far, but 4 of 5 was there for the taking.    

 

Kevin and Sumner vs. Jawn and LaCoste

This one looked to be a mismatch on paper and after watching the first set it was going according to script.  SmackEnroe captain knew what he was doing putting the pusher from Saint Bernard on clay.  Witnesses seen Keto Jawn and Gambling Greg LaCoste take the first set easy.  Swami likes the camaraderie of this pairing and sees more wins in their future.  I know Phucking Punky Brewster Phayer and “I know what you did last Sumner” was hoping to push this one to a third.  Everyone knows the Gambler aka Weary legged LaCoste tires late.  Tie Breaker 2nd came up a little short Kevin.  No pun intended short commish.  Best match of the night so far had the crowd engaged and cheering. 

 

Marauders win three of five and take 1st with 12 points earned.

 

Swinging Sticks vs. Fountain of Youth

 

KennyO and Devraj vs. Russell and B III

Thanks again to Manager Tom, who allowed us to stay at least 45 minutes past 10pm to see this one end.  For those who stayed….it was a great finish to B VI’s opening night.  Crowd moved chairs close, B had the beers flowing, and we were entertained with a Battle of four titans.  First time pairing of B III and Arn Anderson gave the vets all they could handle and should be primed for improvement as the season wears on.  FOY duo had the Baron and the Tim “the Knife” Devraj on the ropes ‘s with their own brand of power tennis.  This match had it all:  Uncharacteristic double faults, a 40-foot racket toss, questionable line calls, and a raucous crowd led by ADHD himself.  Hell, Brad appeared quiet and reserved compared to Robbie.  Congrats to Swinging Sticks pairing as they got the win in three.  Swami knows the war is far from over and looks forward to watching these guys and the rest of the four horsemen compete in future matches.   

 

Ed and Hump vs. JA and Butcher

Dr. Death answers first challenge in B VI with impressive outing.  Captain Shane looking like a genius with early Dr. Death selection.  Swami likes this guy’s moxie and is somewhat surprised by the outcome of this match to tell you the truth.  On paper, I would have picked JA and the Butcher just because Brad was on the opposite side of the next.  Stop dieting Big Honeysuckle.  You need all your strength and fat for Bentleague.  Congrats to Mr. 2nd Fiddle too.  Must have held up his end of the bargain to win this one in straights.  To his own admission, the big fella didn’t play his best.  Here’s hoping it was a one-time occurrence and you get those tombstone juices flowing in week 2.  PS. It’s time to earn that big paycheck Butcher.  We can’t have Ed and Donald winning more than you.  Break a racket if you have too.  We need W’s.     

 

Goof and Ferr vs. Robbie and Saba

Saba/Econo pairing surprised some, but word is Robbie stepped in up with some put away volleys in a closely fought three-setter to Captain Nick’s delight.  Brent “good tennis name” Saba’s debut just what Tricky Nicky had hoped.  As the score suggests, it was a closely fought first set followed by a lopsided second set to set up that critical third.  Good thing for Tricky, Robbie got some sitters at the net.  Always nice to hear Robbie grunting when he is on your team.  Not so much when he is not.  Brent “the tooth” Saba starts off with a W and may see a promotion to line 2 in his future if Tricky needs to reevaluate any pairings.  The Goof was hoping line 3 would help the record improve from last year goes back to the drawing board.   

 

Roberto and Shane vs. Tricky Nicky and Tiga

Another fourth-round pairing of Captains.  Was this pre-determined?  Either way…a lot closer than the betting line would have suggested prior to the match.  Don’t count out quick hands McCarthy with any partner.  That is why the match is decided on the court and not on paper.  “Sun Dial” Groeneveld had the shots working early and his delay tactics were paying dividends.  With McCarthy having a good serving day and the anglo-hispanic going to the towel between every point it was hard for the FOU pair to find their grove.  Big Sticks jump out to an “oh no” early one set lead.  Patience was the key to righting the ship and Tricky and Tiga was able to stop the bleeding to even it up at one a piece with a 6-1 second set.  Crowd was entertained by a hard fought third captured at the end by the FOY duo 10-8.  Witnesses seen first-hand Stallion’s improved serve so look for more wins in this guy’s future. 

 

Andrew and Hebert vs. Tucker and Bentley

Seasoned Vets take em’ in straights 4 and 1.  Surprised Burrito McQuaid and Ray “the Heathen” Hebert didn’t put up more of a fight…  You would have thought the taller tandem would have given Commissioner Emeritus and the Svelte one more competition.  But, to Captain Shane’s dismay, the East Jeff duo would not be denied, and the wily veterans equalized Mr. Greenie’s net play and Big Ray’s serve throughout the first two sets.  Historically known to be slow starters, the tall tandem’s night was over before being fully engaged says eyewitnesses.  Swami hopes to see more classic schooling of B VI’s youngsters by these wily veterans in future matches.   

  

Big Swinging Sticks take 9 to FOY's 7.

Team Effing wins 3 of 5 lines and you lose on points.  What ever happened to all lines matte!  Phucking Phony Phayer better take another look at his COCKAMAMIE scoring system!!!

Need a bonus for winning majority of lines - plain and simple.  You don't need no lawyer degree to figure this shit out!  Come on Short Commish.  Make this right!!!

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