Weekly Summary – Round 2 – Match 2 (Jump Serve coming to a court near you!)

Weekly Summary – Round 2 – Match 2 - Saturday, October 24^th.

 

	Fountain of Youth
Todd	Nick	6-2, 7-5	Fountain of Youth
Paul Eskine	Bentley Harvey
Travis Smith	Jay Butcher	6-2, 6-0	Masked Marauders
Kevin Phayer	Hal Neitzschman
Jon Buise	Brent Saba	6-1, 6-1	Masked Marauders
Jacques Peltier	Robby Economides
Jeff Thompson	Tony Priola	6-4, 6-4	Fountain of Youth
Chris Kobrock	Mitch Tucker
Rocky Payne	Dave McGuire	6-3, 6-3	Fountain of Youth
Wayne Durr	Cameron Zipp
7	9

 

 

 

Tricky back into the win column with the Chairman and FOY really needed the victory and the 5 points that came with it after last week’s debacle.  Precious Paul can’t buy a win damnit and the love affair with Bogalusa Doug fades to black like a Sopranos episode.  Assume Big Head Todd is to blame because is is no Doug Autin. 

Pajama Shirt wearing Taz cementing MVP frontrunner status with yet another easy win.  This time against Halitosis Hal and the Two-win Candlestick Maker.  If FOY don’t mount a challenge quickly, Swami knows where this draft went south.  Four horsemen…, it is time to step it up!!!

Juan and Jock make it look easy against an out matched John Denver and Total Recall Robby.  FOY missing first three draft picks not helping winning percentages of 5^th and 8^th round selections. Not your fault fellas.  You were not supposed to win this match.  Way to chicken out on Line 5 challenge for Jon MM Captain.  Whose call was that…you or yellow belly Juan….?

Tricky dials up Svelte Mitch /Lil Nadal pairing again to secure back to back line 4 victories for this tandem.   This combination proving to be formidable with an undefeated Mitchell providing the Thunder and the Prince providing the lightening even after drinking multiple bottles of wine the night before.  Bystanders watch a dejected Hetty Lefty slither off the court as he realizes fate as 2^nd best left hander at PAC.  Hats off to staying for the after party Jeffro.  I’ve seen others depart in a huff after losing to the unorthodox Italian.  Dr. Death….are your ears ringing?

FOY captain dials up third win of the day with The IrishMan McGuire and Cam the Zipper duo.  Django Durr and Major Payne go down 3 and 3 to this interesting twosome.  FOY Captain happy to escape with three victories after being dealt a short-hand.  How about a full line up against Smack-a-hoe to get back into the mix. Disclaimer: Swami does not condone smacking hoes.  Just a different take on the name.

 

 

 

SmackEnroe	Big Swinging Sticks
Addison	Shane	6-4, 6-2	SmackEnroe
Jawn Priola	Mark Ferrer
Mike Schwartz	Dave Gazeley	6-4, 6-1	Big Swinging Sticks
Greg LaCoste	Andrew McQuaid
Buddy Newton	Ed Dautrive	6-1, 6-2	SmackEnroe
Sean O'Connell	Ray Hebert
Mark Fair	Brad Humphreys	6-7, 7-6, 1-0	SmackEnroe
Ray Brouillette	Ronny Regouffre
Hunt Vaughn	Skip Scoggin	6-1, 6-2	SmackEnroe
Bill Spiess	Jonathan Robinson
12	4

 

Jagermeister Melacon liking the Butterbean Priola pairing as they see Victory Lane two weeks in a row.  This time against BSS Stalwarts One Unplugged and Come Back Shane.  Questionable calls aside, this pairing looked tough to beat and I have a strong feeling Addison may dial this one up more that once in the very near future. 

Only person not liking the above is weary legged LaCoste.  Oh, how he must miss line 4 and 5 with his buddy Butterbean.  Gazely’s Ground game and Burrito McQuaid’s net play a little too much for the 4^th round replacement player- Schwartzman. 

Oh Snap, we have a new power couple in Bentleague.  Mr. Notorious and Buddy the Elf racking up wins 2 points at a time.  Smackenroe squad showing signs of life as top three players make two matches in a row.  Wait…that’s all you need to do in this cockamamie scoring league is get your top players to play each week?  Way to weight not only the lines of each match short commish, but now you make top tier talent who are drafted early score more points each match.  Talk about lawyer bullshit.  MM get to pick 3 of top 9 (not counting the bruised ego) and their lines count more than every other effing line except in round 2.  You may know latin short commish but you do not know math.

Best match of the day restores the Ego’s swagger.  Three close sets climaxing with Smackenroe victory and Ray stays super one more week.  Missed opportunities and missed overheads for BSS hurt. 

Was that an EffUHunt sighting on line 5 paired up with Free Willy.  Free Willy says he’ll take it and the easy victory for a change vs. Mr. Robinson and Silky Skip.  What a difference a week makes ehh Hunt after losing on the dirt last week.  A win is a win is a win - I guess.

 

Totals getting interesting. See below:

Totals:

MM’s 77

SmackEnroes 45

BSS 70

FOY 64

 

 

Next match Thursday Nov. 5 will be the last of the Captains playing line 1.  Nick get ready to eat some Turkey.  Was it Butterbean or Butterball?