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  Congrats Captain Kevin and Angry Squirrels.   2024 Bentleague X Champions** Congrats Captain Kevin and Angry Squirrels.   2024 Bentleague X Champions** **Your Lucky “The Ego” Fair’s Cockamamie Bullshit Scoring (CBS) System was in place. **Would have been a tie if the regular Bullshit Scoring (BS) was used in Round 5 as it was used in Rounds 1-4. Chairman, I demand a recount!   Let’s settle this on the court.   Ten Double Lines.   1 point Each. As a tie breaker!   If the name has already been put on the trophy, I suggest we pick a Saturday and make this happen.   I’ll play two matches, because we still need to settle last year’s fiasco.   I’ll get the Bulgarian to come in from El Paso so we can give Jaybo his rightful B IX trophy too. While I have everyone’s attention… Anyone else believe the scoring system put in place by the Ego favors whoever had the first overall pick.   Swami’s analysis reveals that Kevin was able to gr...

  You wanted a BLOG Kevin…here’s your effing BLOG! I never shy away from the truth.   Swami is not the Captain of KMA.   He is the voice and pulse of the Bentleague Players.   I pay attention to the masses, and it’s reflected in the Blog.   As the ombudsmen of Bentleague I am required to be impartial, fair, and equitable.   This is not equality boys.   The Swami don’t have to treat everyone the same.   If you want equality sign up for a league that gives everyone a participation trophy.   I just have to be fair.   I must rise above the foray and not get caught into a he said she said debate.   The masses can judge the merits of my positions and opinions as they do now but just know that the writings in this Blog are an impartial summary of events that take place during the year.     And that includes decisions by the captains, the commish, the chairman, and the board of directors.   The ombudsman cannot be intimidat...