Congrats Captain Kevin and Angry Squirrels. 2024 Bentleague X Champions**

 

Congrats Captain Kevin and Angry Squirrels.  2024 Bentleague X Champions**

Congrats Captain Kevin and Angry Squirrels.  2024 Bentleague X Champions**

**Your Lucky “The Ego” Fair’s Cockamamie Bullshit Scoring (CBS) System was in place.

**Would have been a tie if the regular Bullshit Scoring (BS) was used in Round 5 as it was used in Rounds 1-4.

Chairman, I demand a recount!  Let’s settle this on the court.  Ten Double Lines.  1 point Each. As a tie breaker!  If the name has already been put on the trophy, I suggest we pick a Saturday and make this happen.  I’ll play two matches, because we still need to settle last year’s fiasco.  I’ll get the Bulgarian to come in from El Paso so we can give Jaybo his rightful B IX trophy too.

While I have everyone’s attention…

Anyone else believe the scoring system put in place by the Ego favors whoever had the first overall pick.  Swami’s analysis reveals that Kevin was able to grab 3 of the first 9 selections.  So why weight line 1 and Line 3 more when pulling a 1 out of the hat is the only reason, he put himself in this position.  The Ombudsman must give credit where credit is due, league was won by his fourth, fifth, and sixth round selections.  Unsung hero Gordo winning with MVP Noah, The Chief (most improved top tier player) chalking up win after win, and Pouty Parnell securing 4 consecutive Bentleague Titles.  Is this really true? Add in the fact that the captain himself put himself on the bench for the last match tells you he’s smarter than he looks.  Brilliant moves indeed in the last round by the AS captain.  Also, AS took advantage of favorable availability with Noah and Will the Thrill showing up for all Round 5 matches when the scoring was doubled.  Even Business math grads from the coo coo high school on the west approach can see this was an unfair scoring system.  Not only do you get the first pick in the draft, lets weigh those matches more important and reward you with double points for lines 1 and 2. It would be remiss of me not to finish out B X with the scoring analysis below for those who took advanced math (or higher) in high school. Great year nonetheless!  Here's hoping the next commissioner throws out this flawed scoring system before the B XI draft.  This one hurts....it really does! 

 

Recap

rnd 5    Match 3

Website was not updated so here is the summaries:

6:00                    Kiss My Ace Deux                         The Killers                       

                             8 CBS   (5BS)                                 5 CBS   (3BS)

 

7:30                    Angry Squirrels                              Smash Brothers            

                             11 CBS (7BS)                                 2 CBS   (1BS)

 

Total Point Analysis:

 Current Version 1 (Cockamamie Bullshit Scoring (CBS, 3,3,2,2,2 Round 5 with Bonus and/or singles)

KMA                                  75

Smash Brothers           62

Angry Squirrels             79

The Killers                      66

 

Version 2 (Bullshit Scoring (BS, 2,2,1,1,1 with Bonus and/or singles)

KMA                                  68

Smash Brothers           55

Angry Squirrels             68

The Killers                      61

 

Version 3 (All lines equal 1pt w/ no bonus and Joey minus 2 Shows up for his match partnered with Jeffro)

KMA                                  45

Smash Brothers           35

Angry Squirrels             44

The Killers                      39