Bentleague Tennis Blog

Bentleague Blog – Taco Tuesday Edition to catch everyone up… End of Round 3….well almost! Brad and Jay still have to play Hal and Addison (at line 4) to complete round 3 match 2. Double Shots lead 2-1 so far. Saturday 11/17 and Tuesday 11/20 match Recaps Flying Burritos vs. Effing Mother Tuckers *Brad and Jay beat Hunt and Mitch The former athlete Hunt goes down again against the mouth that roared.    Captain Fucker at a loss trying to right the ship as title hopes continue to fade.   Brad humming "Rub a dub dub" as his pairing with The Short Short Butcher registers the win for Andrew’s FB squad. *Donald and B III beat John Allen and Gordo Andrew goes back to the well with Gordo and Allen pairing with similar results.   Everyone but Andrew seems to know this pairing cannot win.   Chalk up another no-show for Kobrock who would rather no-show than post another loss in B IV's overall standings.   By the time its over, Olinde may hav...

Dynamic Duo Wins Again! Bentleague IV Blog 11/16/2018 Edition – Best athletes Inch for Inch at PAC? 11/15 Round 3 Match 2 - recap Brrrrr…it was so cold even the Shyster Lawyers kept their hands in their own pockets vs. their clients.   Temps in the high 30s/Low 40s made winter gear paramount.   Sorry late match participants…early fair weather players left early and were small in number watching the night cap.   Kudos to the handful that stayed and supported some entertaining tennis. Early match pitted CMC vs. the Effing Mother Tuckers The Donald and B III win against Burt and Bruce The Donald may have found a new permanent partner after losing a couple with MT’s 3 rd round selection earlier in the year.   Hard to tell if they were that good or if Mesa sold out the Willy Nelson look alike by putting him on line 1.   So much for the “other” undefeated B IV player as this result was much different than last week for the B squared pairing.  ...

Bentleague IV Blog 11/9/2018 Edition – Flip Flops and Socks… Seriously? Fashion Police are in a tizzy with Bentley’s No shave November ensemble last night… it was bad enough last week with the warm up pants and flip flops but how Regina let him out the house with long pants, Flip Flops,   and Socks is beyond comprehension.   Next week think of Roberto Duran before you depart and just say No Mas to the flip flops all together. Now for the Tennis recap…. The jury is in!   East Jeff Grad’s have no honor. Mitch “the snake” Tucker tries to pull a fast one on Captain Willy claiming he didn’t have eight for League tennis because of the BHGH tourney.   Called out by the masses the shameful effing MTers miraculously found eight available once the commissioner called his bluff.   Lesson to be learned…you cannot rely on the honor system when two EJ grads are involved.   Glad the commissioner stepped in to keep this league honorable.   You should be as...

Bentleague IV Blog 11/2/2018 – Where’s Waldo (Olinde) edition Welcome to November... Match Recap from 11/1/2018. Mother Tuckers vs. the Flying Burritos: 610 Stomper and Ronny win VS. Jay and Chris in 3 rd set tie breaker. Battle of the top spin lobs won by the 610 Stomper Wanna-be Hunt and the always steady Ronny Regouffre.   Biggest surprise of the match was that no rackets were broken by the disheveled short short wearing Jaybird.   Seasaw battle in the tie breaker ended unceremoniously with a 2 nd double fault securing the win for #EffingMotherTuckers.   Surprising good spirited after the match showed a lot of class Jaybird. The Dancing Donald and Magic Mike Mount win in straights VS Entrepreneur Dave and Chairman Bentley Did the #EffingMotherTuckers captain really put his number 1 draft pick on line 4?   To the Chairman Bentley’s dismay – YES.   Seriously Mitch…Make Donald Man up.   Someone is trying to build up his stats like Mic...